What the hell is that all about then????
Hair cleaner - yes. That's fine.
It's called shampoo - it makes perfect sense - and when I have my monthly shower I use some to get the flies and birdshit out of my barnet.
However my missus tricked me by putting a very similar bottle in the shower - right next to the shampoo. So I splash a load on my head and..........it won't lather and it's really oily and takes twenty minutes to rinse it out. And it makes my skin feel greasy too so I have to wash myself again.
And what are its benefits? It gives my hair "body and shine" apparently.
Well thank you very f**king much L'Oreal for that body and shine I have been apparently missing for the last 30 years. My hair is now so full of body I can't get my helmet on and was about to go for a ride on my motorbike.
So, my hair which normally looks something like this...........
(that's not actually me btw)
Now looks like THIS