"You're goin 'ome in a fackin' ambulance" they chanted.
I scoffed...."Surely, you foul and foolish young fellows, I would be going to hospital, not home, if I were indeed in an ambulance. Your daft little ditty makes no sense - if you actually took the time to think about it".
The stabbing I got in response did however result in me going in an ambulance shortly thereafter.
TO HOSPITAL though.
How I laughed as I proved them wrong.